We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
