trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
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