never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
It's just like the Real World with babies
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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