: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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