Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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