I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
even my farts smell like vagina
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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