just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
