Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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