Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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