She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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