Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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