No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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