Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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