I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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