I want to make a zoo with you.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Help. Why am I so naked?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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