We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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