It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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