god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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