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at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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