Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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