dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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