I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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