I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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