is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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