He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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