Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
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