Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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