at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
