Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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