Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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