Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Randomize
