I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
only if we run a train.
done.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Randomize