There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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