I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
This girl is more easily done than said...
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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