yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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