i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
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