I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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