I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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