I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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