It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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