i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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