HIV tests are more positive than that guy
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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