First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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