if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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