You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Oh god it's open bar.
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