just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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