ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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