I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
