Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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