i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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