remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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