Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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