is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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