How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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