Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Randomize
