He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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